The path to matrimony for Vanessa and Ken was born of a common passion for God. The unlikely pairing all began in an online bible discussion group. Ken was a young, strapping, virile, battle hardened, biblical warrior welled versed in the tenets of spiritual warfare in the dog eat dog world of divergent Christian doctrines. Vanessa was a meek, timid, neophytic fledgling  treading the deep murky waters of false doctrine

One faithful day after having dispatched half a dozen false prophets, Ken was venturing back to the peaceful shores of his home in Uzbiblestan. As he passed by the upper coast of the dark and heretical country of Herusalem, he heard a desperate cry for help. It was princess Vanessa spewing all sorts of false doctrine under the spell of that vile deceiver, The Archdeviant of Boysenberry...Pastor C. Moore-Butts.

Outraged at the works of this foul blight to humanity, the strapping young Ken took hold of his bible and began to assail the foul Archdeviant with all the mercy of the homicidal psychopath.  The Archdeviant of Boysenberry tried in desperation to strike down the mighty Ken, but his feeble and deceitful doctrine proved no match for the scriptural acrobatics of the heroic Uzbiblestanian.

Having vanquished the vile deceiver, the sick spell that plagued the mind of princess Vanessa had been broken. Having been freed of the dark spell, the princess Vanessa fell madly in love with the mighty warrior Ken...they got married and lived happily ever after.

Ha, Ha, Ha... fairytales do come true!